I'm retiring The Lowland Seed and setting off for other, green-ish pastures elsewhere on the internets. I'll see you when I see you.

A good time was had by all.

Check the blog for the inevitable dispatches.

Cuz that's the way I roll.

The good news is that I found my hat.

How the hell do you lose a hat? I mean, I understand the concept, but how the hell did I lose a hat? I don't just leave…